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Proofreading - the dying art

Postby Abiding in His Word on Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:37 am

Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter

This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this. It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!! They put in a correction the next day.

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Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Really? Ya think?
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!

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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
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Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
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War Dims Hope for Peace

I can see where it might have that effect!
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Ya think?!
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
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Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge
He probably IS the battery charge!
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

Weren't they fat enough?!
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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Do they taste like chicken?
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Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
Boy, are they tall!
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And the winner is......
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Did I read that right?
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Re: Proofreading - the dying art

Postby burien1 on Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:49 am

:lol:
Psalm 119:105; Thy word is a lamp unto my feet, and a light unto my path.
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Re: Proofreading - the dying art

Postby water on Sun Nov 27, 2011 7:04 am

Classic!
Now is the time to be the Sons of Issachar - 1 Chronicles 12:32

My old self has been crucified with Christ. It is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me. So I live in this earthly body by trusting in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me. - Galatians 2:20
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Re: Proofreading - the dying art

Postby 4givenmuch on Sun Nov 27, 2011 8:10 am

:laugh:
Seek Humility!
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Re: Proofreading - the dying art

Postby SueAnn on Thu Mar 01, 2012 2:50 pm

:laugh:
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