United States President George Bush has officially endorsed Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon's disengagement plan. And behind the scenes, British Prime Minister Tony Blair has been attempting to sell the plan to his fellow European Union leaders.

How does the EU beast react? Not knowing for sure what to do, it stands up and sputters Read about it here.

You see, the EU beast had its own plan for peace. And, nobody is paying any attention to it. To make matters worse, one of its own little heads -- Britain -- is siding against it. The poor EU beast feels like crying.

You see, if the EU beast doesn't support Bush, things could get worse in the Middle East. On the other hand, if the EU beast does support Bush, it would be the US bringing peace to the region, and not the EU. That's not fair!

What's the poor EU beast to do?

Sputter.